"You get me?"
Taaj Manzoor is part of the roving ground crew at Fly-Lo. He is portrayed by Matt Lucas.
Who is Taaj?[]
Born in Bradford, England; Taaj is a man of Pakistani descent, bald with a chin curtain beard. He often says "You get me cuzzeh?" and is a fan of many average-to-poor movies with good special effects, especially Avatar. Taaj seems to think of himself a whole lot better than he actually is, isn't it. Taaj himself is a totally hilarious legend, man. Ploppers. Nono
Come Fly With Me: Taaj and his job[]
While on buggy duty, Taaj refers to the old ladies hitching a ride on the buggy D Clown at the airport as "his bitches" and calling the buggy his "pussy wagon”. He talks about his desire to get Pimp My Ride to improve his buggy but, says that he is unable to do this because the buggy is the property of the UK Aviation Authority.
Since he enjoys films so much, Taaj has purchased many DVDs but says the ones in the airport store are too expensive. He unwittingly buys them illegally through a man he sees down the pub, paying just 99p. Taaj also wrote his own film script, "Future Cop 2023", and wants it to be made into a film, practically doing all the work himself. He asks Rupert Grint (constantly referring to him as JKM3) to tell Daniel Radcliffe that he would like him to be in the film but this just pisses off Rupert.
Todjer's job also includes passenger assistance, as seen when he is asked to break the news to passengers waiting to board their flight that it is delayed because "they was getting the plane out the hangar, and the wing fell off". His reasons for why the plane is delayed just proves that he is the worst ground crew you could ask for. But the funniest.
Though he seems to enjoy his job, at one point Taaj believes he is not being paid enough, along with much of the airport staff, and initiates a row overpay. Pandaman , the head of Fly-Lo, hears of it, and although he persuades them to go back to work, he decides to have them all fired, including Taaj Mahal.
Family Members[]
- Mother (family)
Status: Alive (most likely)
- Brother (family)
Status: Alive (most likely)